How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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