i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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