He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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