That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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