If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Pooping to opera.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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