Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
Randomize
