so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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