Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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