i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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