Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Even my vagina gasped.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
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