Mario Kart > Call of duty. I'm sorry 12 year olds, both are good, but mario kart is awesome. If you need blood and death for it to be a great video game you haven't graduated high school yet.
Agreed 4:23. Shooting shit gets the blood pumping anyway, better tell that bitch to suck you off after you've died. Then kick her in the cunt after you blow.
Haha i've given a guy head when he played call of duty, he told me that there was no way he could just exit out of a game like that. I got wayy repaid for it later though :)
eh...like the weatherman said..i could see if it was modern warfare...but mario kart? maybe if mario cart had guns instead of turtles and banana peels...
NO MORE BLOWJOB TEXTS.
We get it. You paid for a lady of the night to service you and texted all your friends that you finally got laid! Big fucking deal.
@ 3:04 That is very possible. I chose sleep over sex with my ex when we were together--it was not worth losing sleep. I know it was him because the boyfriend I had after him, totally worth staying up all night.
honey, you either need to a) lose some weight, b) not be such a bitch, or more than likely because we know the first two realllllllly don't matter if youre drunk enough or horny enough, c) you need to get better at the fine art of the beej. i suggest watching porn for pro tips. get to work.
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