am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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