I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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