I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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