You're my little dorito
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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