He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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