there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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