Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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