I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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