Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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