Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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