White coat. Heels.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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