So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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