so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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