That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I should be sponsored by Trojan
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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