That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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