Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize