Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
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