Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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