This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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