I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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