Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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