i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
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