Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize