Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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