Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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