why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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