break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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