Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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