It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I need to sanitize my soul.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
