this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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