census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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