Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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