I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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