"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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