Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Randomize
