i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
