found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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