You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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