You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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