Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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