i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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