No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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