I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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