My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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