try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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