I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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