You work out of a Hotel?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
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