Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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